16 Funny, Strange, And Cringeworthy Tinder Moments

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    Font - I'm going out for a coffee...what can I get you ? Sent Today 16:11 are you on the menu?
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    Rectangle - Yesterday Titanic (That's my icebreaker) Today Didnt the ice break the titanic?
  • 03
    Rectangle - love your hair tho I cut all of it thats a bald move
  • 04
    Product - Today 8:08 PM Sorry, my ball must have rolled into your messages kicked it back you're welcome w Sent I think you just gave me a concussion I'm gonna need your contact info for insurance purposes Type a message... SEND GIF
  • 05
    Rectangle - 22 June Hi How do you do? Today Do what
  • 06
    Azure - hey girl, do u like trees? because if a cat if a cat got stuck in a tree like in the tree if YOU were a cat stuck in a tree* you'd be a cat I forgot the pickup line Sent
  • 07
    Product - Today 1:00 pm I'm good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure out Y. Are you the square root of -100? Becausd you're a solid 10 but you're too good to be real. Yeah l'm out ahaha
  • 08
    Font - Nick YOU MATCHED WITH NICK ON 7/4/21 Hi Juliette, how may I disappoint today? Today 7:10 AM Nailin' it.
  • 09
    Font - YOU MATCHED WITH KATHRYN ON 6/2/21 Hi Kathryn! Not gonna lie, I suck at openers. So l'll just ask, what's the worst opener you've gotten? (Please don't say this one! Today 6:36 PM So it was this one!
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    Rectangle - Yasmin Today u actually a programmer #include <iostream> int main() { std::cout << "Yes, Yasmin!"; return 0; }
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    Font - Today 05:10 Is that an Amulet of Mara? I'm surprised someone like you isn't spoken for.. interested in me, are you? Well yes. Why wouldn't I be? Are you interested in me? yes. yes I am It's settled then. When do I get my Lover's Comfort and home cooked meal? come back to breezehome with me and find out
  • 12
    Product - UPER LIKED YOU ON 6/21/21 Do you like raisins? Only in cinnamon rolls or cinnamon swirl bread. Otherwise l hate them with a passion. Especially when I think I'm biting into a chocolate chip cookie. "Karen, you're not making this cookie healthy, you're making it a sin." | How about a date? Sent
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    Smile - THANKSGIVING PACKAGES SILVER ($75 + a plate) - two hours at dinner - matching outfits tell a few jokes Gold ($150 + a plate) - three hours at dinner - cute backstory on how we met details about what I do for a living - call your dad "pops" Platinum ($350 + a plate + a to-go plate) - all day - tell you I love you in front of the whole family kiss your mom on the cheek - help clean up after dinner Sam, 28
  • 14
    Product - Неу Нey Неу Hey Неу Неу Неу Hey Неy Hey Неу Hey Неу GIF Турe a message ...
  • 15
    Font - Send me a spongbob quote if you're real July 5, 2021 at 08:12 You can just ask me for pictures you know Do I look like fake to you Then I am fake bye 00:41 Damn which episode of spongebob is that quote from?
  • 16
    Lip - Неу Babe 25 8 Woman O 23 miles away About SWIPE LEFT PLEASE HEY FERNANDO! I THINK WE NEED TO TALK SINCE YOU ARE STILL GOING ON TINDER!

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